Massive, mysterious ‘hot blob’ beneath Eastern US is moving toward New York, puzzling scientists (Goo York City)

New York Post ^ | 8/4/2025 | Ben Cost

[C210N]

Prepping for Aliens?

More climate change?

[EvilCapitalist]

“The Blob?” I think I’ve seen this movie.

[GSWarrior]

Who will be the first to post a picture of Hillary Clinton?

[mkmensinger]

Who you gonna call?

[crusty old prospector]

125 feet deep. Ha, must just be some sewage.

[tet68]

125 feet deep ??? maybe miles...

[OHPatriot]

We’ve seen this before.

It’s a river of Psychomagnotheric Slime flowing through the abandoned New York Pneumatic Railroad.

Call The Ghostbusters!!!

[Bailee]

Thought Ghost Buster fixed this years ago.

[FrankRizzo890]

Wasn’t this the plot for Ghostbusters 2?

[SpaceBar]

That’s got to be a typo.

[C210N]

Ask, ye shall receive

[redfreedom]

125 feet deep is not deep. A water well drilling rig could tap into that to get samples. If there is any heat to it at all, it should affect surface temperatures and the vegetation.

I kinda think this is BS. More fake science.

[crusty old prospector]

The simulation also showed that the blob may have helped uplift the Appalachians, explaining why the mountain range remains so high despite significant erosion over the past 20 million years.

This is why they were probing the innards of the earth. It is a conundrum why the Appalachians are still standing and not eroded down to a nub.

[lgjhn23]

“...125 feet deep. Ha, must just be some sewage....”

Yeah. The PIAPS is one nasty piece of it. The stench of stale urine and rotten cabbage are its classic trademarks....

[Petrosius]

They found that the primordial ooze was moving southwest at a clip of 12 miles every million years.

Fortunately, we don’t need to prepare for an a-blob-alypse anytime soon.

At this rate, researchers estimate that blob-zilla will reach NYC in 10 to 15 million years, like a very slow-moving B-movie monster — it takes a while for underground movements to make a splash in the Big Apple.

Yes, but in those B-movies the monster moving slowly through the woods and dragging one leg always catches the high school track star running away.

[Jamestown1630]

That’s a terrible thing to do to the Moon...

[Vermont Lt]

125 feet is nothing. Why aren’t they drilling into it?

[crusty old prospector]

I am afraid to ask but what is PIAPS?

[C210N]

It's not BS, in the sense that it was published in a large ragazine.

Well, not BS for the sake of BS... but why would they publish BS, now? How might this correlate with other stories like the out-of-solar-system alien craft coming to earth this fall? Is this a distraction from fill-in-the-blank (epstein, russia-russia-russia,...)?

Always look for the rumors behind the so-called news.

[C210N]

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