[Larry Lucido]

I have a map of the United States... Actual size. It says, ‘Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile.’ I spent last summer folding it. I hardly ever unroll it.

Steven Wright

[linMcHlp]

Flipping a light switch that never had an affect, where Steven Wright lived?

Eventually, a letter from some guy in Germany: “Cut it out.”

(Something like that.)