BREAKING: 🚨 Another GREEN OBJECT has been tossed on the floor during a WNBA game.

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[Bernard]

I suppose when this becomes a tradition, somebody will be throwing out a package of replacement batteries as a bonus.

Is the color green because that is a team color, or do we need more investigative reporting to explain the color selection?

[Peter ODonnell]

I will probably watch a WNBA game soon, right after my date with Taylor Swift.

[bort]

Probably fell out of one of the player’s shorts.

[windcliff]

Ping

[dennisw]

Lots of fun here

[shoff]

If they are really lesbians why would they need the green object?

[maddog55]

The green things are more fun to watch.

[vespa300]

Wow, if it was an operative.....brilliant move. I’m all in!

[pepsionice]

At some point....some person will coin the phrase ‘the-dildo-league’.

Watching it...the rough character and sloppy play is now something I just start laughing about.

[Psalm 73]

Was at Yankee Stadium when they were playing the Rangers with Jose Canseco in left field.

Some dudes threw a blow-up doll onto the field and the whole crowd erupted with shouts of "Madonna, Madonna!"

That was a funny-ass scene.

[Farmerbob]

Is there some significance to the green color green?

[ansel12]

I’m also totally in the dark about it.

[tumblindice]

Someone threw a dildo on the court? That was rude!
What does tofu and a dildo have in common?

They’re both meat substitutes.

[cgbg]

I have no inside information—but the WNBA players said they wanted higher pay—ya know—more green....

[cgbg]

The folks throwing green stuff on to the court are not “fans”.

They are designated hecklers—one per game per location.

It would be hilarious if there were hundreds of them out there around the country.

Taunting Karens could be the newest national past-time.

[Organic Panic]

Now everyone will get frisked at the door looking for ‘objects.”

[Fledermaus]

Octopus. In Nashville they throw out a catfish.

[Drew68]

Will this become a 'thing'?

Not if Sophie has anything to say about it.

[GSWarrior]

I hope they gave the court a good scrubbing

[ghost of nixon]

How the he’ll did plastic rats become a thing?