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Writer's Guild: Your GeoPort™ Teleporter User Guide
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| 7/25/2025
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 07/25/2025 2:43:17 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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posted on
07/25/2025 2:43:17 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
Comment #2 Removed by Moderator
To: Lazamataz
If an “it” is transported, does “it” arrive as two persons ?
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posted on
07/25/2025 2:49:52 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(The enemy has US surrounded. May God have mercy on them. lol)
Comment #4 Removed by Moderator
To: no-to-illegals
Oh I get it. If a tranny is sent, does it separate into two.
No. They arrive just as confused and broken as they were sent.
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posted on
07/25/2025 2:51:45 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(I'm so on fire that I feel the need to stop, drop, and roll!)
To: Lazamataz
Remember, do not operate in moving vehicles !!!0
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posted on
07/25/2025 2:53:28 AM PDT
by
tet68
("We would not die in that man's company that fears his fellowship to die with us." Henry V.)
To: Lazamataz
Oh well. Was hoping the device could manufacture sanity for the confused and broken. Will hope for a machine that will fix democrats.
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posted on
07/25/2025 3:04:12 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(The enemy has US surrounded. May God have mercy on them. lol)
To: Wasichu; BHI2025; Dad was my hero
Thought you three would enjoy this!
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posted on
07/25/2025 3:07:26 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(I'm so on fire that I feel the need to stop, drop, and roll!)
To: Lazamataz
Wish real user manuals were as well written - as opposed to apparently being translated from Chinese after being translated from Klingon.
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posted on
07/25/2025 3:08:07 AM PDT
by
piytar
(Remember Ashli Babbitt, Rosanne Boyland, and Corey Comperatore!)
To: tet68
Remember, do not operate in moving vehicles !!!0Well, that goes without saying!
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posted on
07/25/2025 3:10:19 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(I'm so on fire that I feel the need to stop, drop, and roll!)
To: piytar
Wish real user manuals were as well written - as opposed to apparently being translated from Chinese after being translated from Klingon.Funny! lol
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posted on
07/25/2025 3:10:43 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(I'm so on fire that I feel the need to stop, drop, and roll!)
To: piytar; LambSlave; StAntKnee; HYPOCRACY; EEGator; Big Red Badger; Army Air Corps; Chickensoup; ...
The Writers Guild of Free Republic ping list:
A little short story I whipped up. Enjoy!
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posted on
07/25/2025 3:42:00 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(I'm so on fire that I feel the need to stop, drop, and roll!)
To: TheOldLady; Cyber Liberty; CatherineofAragon; melissa_in_ga; Slings and Arrows; ...
A little short story I whipped up. Enjoy!
The Official Lazamataz Sometimes-Funny, Sometimes-Disturbing Ping List
466 Satisfied Customers!™
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posted on
07/25/2025 3:43:50 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(I'm so on fire that I feel the need to stop, drop, and roll!)
To: Lazamataz
Noticed one of your comments got zotted.
Understand Free Republic has a no-solicitation policy. I generally approve.
That said one of the hardest things for new authors is to get noticed. The publishing game is tough. Any help from other Freepers would be appreciated.
Wonder if there is a way to link to Amazon without being considered solicitation? Not sure if there is.
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posted on
07/25/2025 3:45:09 AM PDT
by
piytar
(Remember Ashli Babbitt, Rosanne Boyland, and Corey Comperatore!)
To: piytar; Admin Moderator
Noticed one of your comments got zotted. Understand Free Republic has a no-solicitation policy. I generally approve. That said one of the hardest things for new authors is to get noticed. The publishing game is tough. Any help from other Freepers would be appreciated. Wonder if there is a way to link to Amazon without being considered solicitation? Not sure if there is.I'm wondering if offering a link unsolicited is a no-no, but maybe answering a question of "Where can I find this" is allowed.
I'm not trying to anger Admin Mod or JimRob, but like you said, I am trying to get noticed. They can even read the novel for free if they are Amazon Kindle Unlimited members! It costs them ZERO dollars and ZERO cents. Certainly THAT is not solicitation.
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posted on
07/25/2025 3:50:28 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(I'm so on fire that I feel the need to stop, drop, and roll!)
To: piytar; Admin Moderator
But yeah, I pinged my ping lists in a more compliant fashion.
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posted on
07/25/2025 3:52:24 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(I'm so on fire that I feel the need to stop, drop, and roll!)
To: Lazamataz
For legal purposes, your manual should include a long list of possible side effects, just like all the drug ads on tv.
To: laker_dad
For legal purposes, your manual should include a long list of possible side effects, just like all the drug ads on tv.OH! I like it! Think I will do just that, in teeny tiny print.
Gol darn it, Freepers are so creative!
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posted on
07/25/2025 4:24:07 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(I'm so on fire that I feel the need to stop, drop, and roll!)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
07/25/2025 4:34:04 AM PDT
by
M Kehoe
(Democrats: Not self aware, hypocrites, lacking morals who believe history begins when they wake up)
To: Lazamataz
WARNING: DO NOT HIRE THE COLORBLIND TO OPERATE THIS TELEPORTER.
I guess this means that only liberals need apply?😉
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posted on
07/25/2025 4:40:04 AM PDT
by
telescope115
(I NEED MY SPACE!!! 🔭)
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