You have no public persona, you are a nothing. And thus can wear a hat, a scarf, a helmet, or even an beenie if you wish. And nobody will ever know you, ever......
Hulk Hogan's character was his head scarf.......And every one knows him, not you.......
You could have said the exact same thing, but without making the effort to be personally insulting.
But I guess that’s just what you like to do.