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To: know.your.why

Thats actually a punch line from a pretty good chauvinist joke. God tells Adam that hes has come up with the answer for his loneliness and its so amazing that its beyond anything he could possibly imagine. “But its going to cost you an arm and a leg” God says. “An arm and a leg???” Adam shoots back. “Thats pretty steep! What can I get for...say...a rib?” And the rest is history.


5 posted on 07/23/2025 9:08:15 PM PDT by know.your.why
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To: know.your.why

That’s why God made dogs, to make up for women.


7 posted on 07/23/2025 9:09:10 PM PDT by ansel12 ((NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.))
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God made man and rested. God made woman and no one has rested since.


11 posted on 07/23/2025 11:13:16 PM PDT by Right Brother (I don't really care Margaret.)
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I read that joke to my wife—and braced for the frying pan—but to my relief she laughed out loud. You never know.


15 posted on 07/24/2025 6:18:20 AM PDT by Savage Beast (Unchecked mass insanity of woke will be more devastating than all the wars and plagues of the past.)
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