[Enterprise]

I am half German. I ran my ancestry and it came back that I have Nephilim, leprechauns, and sasquatch in my DNA.

[ifinnegan]

So you’re Irish.

[Savage Beast]

As my great aunt Laura Belle said, "If you look far enough up the family tree, you'll find some monkeys."

I didn't have to look very far.

Yep! I found a few Germans up there. But Ice Age hunters, early farmers, horse-riding steppe migrants, Celtic warriors, and global travelers are a welcome relief compared to what else I found!