I remember Ozzy Osbourne becoming famous (or rather infamous) at the Alamo also....
The sad thing was he was intoxicated and had no idea where he was. Countless vagrants and tourists have done the exact same thing.
Seriously, had I been the judge I would have required him to take a private tour to learn what the Alamo represents and make a substantial donation.
Agreed, and, the interesting thing is, Ozzy probably would have been happy to do it.