Posted on 07/16/2025 12:20:10 PM PDT by libh8er
Bonita Mellow Taco
Just make one. Find a short phrase that encapsulates you or your particular variant of conservatism and/or a historically (to uou) significant point.
Heh!
Looks like a REALLY stoned Wolverine.
Realized my error after the initial post, thought about not fixing it just to see if Laz’s sixth sense would ping him anyway, then got nostalgic for when the world was good in 2002 and pinged him in the next response. And Laz did not disappoint even though every other guy on this thread has their “Oh, F NO, she’s totally way off the crazy scale” meter pinging. I kind of look at it as Laz ventures where others fear to tread so that no one else has to do so.
"Frankly, we're stumped,\" admitted Dr. Anya Sharma, lead astrophysicist at the CERN laboratory. \"We've analyzed the organic matter, and it is, without a doubt, amphibian in nature. More specifically, the digits appear to belong to a common North American toad, *Anaxyrus americanus*. However, their presence in near-Earth orbit defies all logical explanation.\"
The prevailing theories range from the plausible to the outlandish. One suggests a highly unusual meteor shower carrying terrestrial debris, while another posits a highly advanced (and potentially mischievous) alien civilization with a penchant for amphibian cuisine.
"We are ruling nothing out at this stage,\" stated Dr. Sharma. \"While the likelihood of intergalactic toad-toe expulsion is slim, we must remain open to all possibilities.
The regurgitated nature of the toes has further deepened the mystery. Scientists are now investigating the digestive enzymes present, hoping to glean clues about the creature responsible for their…evacuation.
The discovery raises serious questions about the potential for terrestrial contamination of space, and vice versa. Researchers are urging increased monitoring of near-Earth orbit to prevent future incidents of this…unpleasant…nature.
The investigation is ongoing. Stay tuned for updates as this bizarre story develops.\n"
We all have our Strength and weaknesses, 100% of us.
Those that accept their natural strengths and weakness and know how to use them to their advantage, get ahead.
Those that don’t, are 99% likely, losers that go to LGBQTIA parades.
Calling dick morris for toe inspection ...
A gynecologist, her husband and a businessman waked into a bar....literally.
into my custody
as someone who had a brazilian fiance
i can confirm
sex was great
the rest was a roller coaster
i held on as long as i could
i count myself lucky getting out alive
big ear are a plus
make her wear socks
I believe it
Thank you. I had to check. I don’t have rat toes.
My black buddy named is car towing bidness Brazillian towes
ew bruce jenner feet
Those aren’t eyelashes, they’re palm fronds!
‘I wish I had a tag”
Use that as your tag
So was de Mello having an affair with Bonnatto, then when she was found out went along with Tacca and Guimarães?
I’m surprised that Tacca was so forgiving.
There must be more to the story.
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