Three men are on the prison train headed to the Siberian gulag and get to chatting.
The first man says, “I arrived ten minutes late to work, so the secret police accused me of slowing down productivity.”
The second man says “I arrived ten minutes early to work, so the secret police accused me of plotting a sabotage.”
The third man says “I got to work right on time, so they accused me of having a western watch.”
What’s taters Precious?
Your thread is a potato! Po-ta-toes! Boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew.
Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish.