And now it’s time for a joke.
A Scotsman opens his paycheck and finds that he’s been overpaid by 5 pounds. He says nothing. The next week he opens his paycheck and finds that he’s been underpaid by 5 pounds.
The Scotsman angrily confronts the payroll clerk about the underpayment error. “Angus,” the clerk says, “you were accidentally given 5 pounds too much last week. Why didn’t you say anything then?”
“I can overlook one mistake,” Angus replies. “But not two in a row.”
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