And AOC. And The View. And Mamdani (because without those useful idiots, he’d be nowhere).
For those that don’t know: Aggie is from Texas A & M University, Longhorn is University of Texas (Austin) and Red Raider is Texas Tech University. In Texas there’s a longstanding rivalry between A&M and UT.
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An Aggie, a Longhorn and a Red Raider all die in a car accident-
The Red Raider gets to the Pearly Gates and wants in, the Gatekeeper says “Well you have to pass a test first”.
The Raider say O.K. What is it?
The Gatekeeper says “Spell God”
The Raider says “That’s easy- G-o-d”
Gatekeeper “come on in!”
The Longhorn gets to the Pearly Gates and wants in, the Gatekeeper says “Well you have to pass a test first”.
The Longhorn say O.K. What is it?
The Gatekeeper says “Spell God”
The Longhorn says “That’s easy- G-o-d”
Gatekeeper “come on in!”
The Aggie gets to the Pearly Gates and wants in, the Gatekeeper says “Well you have to pass a test first”.
The Aggie say O.K. What is it?
The Gatekeeper says “Spell Waxahatchie”
The Aggie says “Huh?”
Gatekeeper “sorry!”
A blonde decides she wants to try Ice Fishing. So she gathers up all the gear she’s told she needs and heads off to the ice. She cuts a hole in the ice settles down, sitting on her bucket with a heated seat pad, drops her line in the water and sits there for a while jigging up and down.
Suddenly there’s a loud deep voice from above “There are no fish under the ice.”
She’s looks around and up seeing nobody, she shrugs her shoulders and continues to jig away.
A few minutes later she hears the same loud booming voice “There are no fish under the ice.”
Again she looks up and around and still seeing nobody, she shrugs her shoulders and continues to fish.
A few minutes later and again she hears the same loud booming voice “There are no fish under the ice.”
This time she looks around again still seeing nobody she asks “God, is that You ?”
The same loud booming voice says “No it’s the Rink Manager, there are no fish under the ice.”