Sex? There is exactly one nondescriptive line. I hit it so often, why would I want to write about it?
LOL. My bad.
Here's one for you Laz: A guy is walking past a big factory called “Casey's Tool Works’’.
The dude looks at his crotch and says “My does too. But I don't brag about it !’’.
Good luck with you endeavor Laz.