Back in my luggage=delivery days I was coming back from Bandera one night (an interesting delivery but not germane to this) when I saw something BIG AND DARK in the median, A couple miles later there were a couple vehicles stopped on the side of the road so I stopped.
They asked: “You haven’t seen an emu, have you?”
Well, maybe - told them where I say it and drove on.
Liberty Bibberty.