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Diddy Celebrates Acquittal With Massive Freak-Off
babylonbee.com ^ | Jul 2, 2025

Posted on 07/02/2025 10:14:18 AM PDT by V_TWIN

LOS ANGELES — Sean "Diddy" Coombs celebrated his acquittal on sex trafficking and racketeering charges this morning by hosting a massive "freak-off."

Coombs reportedly stated he really needed to let loose after months of testimony about the violence and prostitution involved in his notorious parties.

"The jury is all invited," said a smiling Coombs as he exited the courthouse. "I doused the foreman with baby oil on the way out, just a little pre-game celebration. Man, that was a rough few months! Time to get back to business."

Although Coombs beat three of the charges, the jury did find him guilty of two lesser charges, and the judge did admonish Coombs for his continued partying and illicit drug use during the trial. "Which is exactly why the judge is not invited to the freak-off, that jerk," said Coombs. "It was pretty cool of him though to let all the assault and battery stuff slide, even though it was all on video. Maybe he can still come for a little bit."

At publishing time, the stock of Johnson & Johnson had risen 400% after news of the verdict.


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1 posted on 07/02/2025 10:14:18 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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To: V_TWIN

Film at 11.


2 posted on 07/02/2025 10:15:03 AM PDT by OldHarbor
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What a friggin’ travesty of justice. SMH


3 posted on 07/02/2025 10:15:57 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: V_TWIN

If there’s a sudden shortage of baby oil, I’ll know why.


4 posted on 07/02/2025 10:19:21 AM PDT by Antihero101607
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To: V_TWIN

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5 posted on 07/02/2025 10:19:23 AM PDT by Taffini ( Mr. Pippen and Mr. Waffles do not approve and neither do I)
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To: V_TWIN

Has anyone seen Justin Bieber in the past two days?


6 posted on 07/02/2025 10:22:22 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: V_TWIN

Except they managed two convictions.

Let’s see what the sentencing is.


7 posted on 07/02/2025 10:25:02 AM PDT by Pikachu_Dad
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To: PGR88

You know, for a jury to find that punk diddy didn’t do much, there sure were a lot nervous people in his orbit.....chances are we’ll never know all the depraved acts this deviant has perpetrated over the years.


8 posted on 07/02/2025 10:26:00 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: V_TWIN

Now with blackmail in 4k resolution.


9 posted on 07/02/2025 10:27:35 AM PDT by T.B. Yoits
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To: Pikachu_Dad

“Let’s see what the sentencing is.”

My guess.....time served, probation and a fine.

House arrest in a mansion?......not exactly a painful experience.


10 posted on 07/02/2025 10:28:52 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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I know it’s the Babylon Bee, but I won’t be surprised if it happens!


11 posted on 07/02/2025 10:32:15 AM PDT by PhineasSpear (PhineasSpear)
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To: V_TWIN

Now that Diddy has been outed, who will step up and take over, or has already taken over Diddy’s role in the entertainment industry?


12 posted on 07/02/2025 10:33:33 AM PDT by fso301
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“Now that Diddy has been outed, who will step up and take over, or has already taken over Diddy’s role in the entertainment industry?”

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Your kidding right? What makes you think he’s not going to go right back to where he was in the music industry....and up?

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All this has done is upped his “street cred” in the black community......this little punk is gonna be richer than ever......wait and see.


13 posted on 07/02/2025 10:43:45 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: fso301; pookie18; ProtectOurFreedom
How the left would do it if they honored their values:


14 posted on 07/02/2025 10:44:45 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: V_TWIN

I don’t give hoot about some Caligula style Rapper, but I m celebrating because this verdict means the main trial is over, and I won’t have to keep hearing about all those sleazy “victims” who keep returning for another helping.
Don’t forget those 10 pallets of “Johnson and Johnson’s ‘ Baby Oil in the evidence room.


15 posted on 07/02/2025 10:49:39 AM PDT by lee martell
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To: lee martell

Ever heard the term “Trauma Bonding”?

You might want to look it up.


16 posted on 07/02/2025 10:58:48 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: V_TWIN

Is that a more serious version of what some used to call a Pity Party? I know that real and lasting trauma can happen in a time of war or some prolonged situation of suffering.
That includes child abuse.


17 posted on 07/02/2025 11:05:47 AM PDT by lee martell
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To: V_TWIN

Guess who they don’t want to piss off.

So called justice media approved.

It would be another looting and murder feast.

No film no news nadda thing move along cracker.


18 posted on 07/02/2025 11:34:32 AM PDT by Vaduz
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To: V_TWIN

I had a funny feeling he was going to get off.


19 posted on 07/02/2025 12:20:04 PM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: V_TWIN

Celebrities don’t go to prison.


20 posted on 07/02/2025 12:25:53 PM PDT by ladyjane
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