Shmucky Schumer insisted that the One Big Beautiful Bill be read in its entirety by the Senate Clerks then left the building because he didn't want to hear it. Hakeem wasted time in a similar manner and didn't even know how to pronounce "flummoxed" and had no idea what it meant, but he dutifully read what a staffer wrote.
Chucky and Hakeem are like playing chess with pigeons: they knock over all the chess pieces, crap on the chess board, then strut around as if claiming victory.