Lifeguard impaled by umbrella at Jersey Shore in gruesome scene

ny post ^ | 06/25/2025 | Patrick Reilly

[BenLurkin]

Unngh

[datricker]

That’s awful

[Telepathic Intruder]

No mention if she survived?

[Third Person]

virginity lost

[Kleon]

I’ve heard of “death by umbrella,” but this is ridiculous. I hope she’s okay.

[FamiliarFace]

How horrible!

[TexasGator]

“virginity lost”

pretty disrespectful, hot shot

[Larry Lucido]

Frank Costanza?

“Million to one shot, doc!”

[Fungi]

Lifeguard or the girl? Title does not say. NY Post needs a remedial course in English. May I recommend Strunk and White, The Elements of Style.

[UMCRevMom@aol.com]

Absolutely horrible accident!

[sopo]

Seems like this is happening all the time now.

[proxy_user]

“Fellow lifeguards and EMS responded to a call of a young woman...”

Evidently the girl was a lifeguard, and the other lifeguards helped her.

[Round Earther]

Hopefully she had an Umbrella Insurance Policy.

[tumblindice]

Oh, what sad times are these when passing umbrellas can impale at will young ladies.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

New Jersey needs to pass umbrella control laws.

[OldHarbor]

She’s doing fine. WABC has the story.

Lifeguard impaled by beach umbrella at Asbury Park

[sopo]

I’m sure they’re willing

[I-ambush]

At least it wasn’t a surfboard.

[Third Person]

good research, freak