Posted on 06/22/2025 5:15:42 AM PDT by V_TWIN
HEAVEN — Sources confirmed that Toby Keith smiled his biggest grin today as he watched American B-2 bombers rain down bunker buster bombs on Iran.
"Brings a tear to your eye," said Keith, watching as smoke billowed into the sky. "We'll put a boot in your... well, I can't say that word now, being in Heaven and all. But, go Uncle Sam!!"
Keith reportedly began keeping closer tabs on earth after hearing that the Statue of Liberty had started shaking her fist at someone. "Hoo boy, Mother Freedom 'bout to start ringing her bell, let's goooo!" shouted Keith. "The whole wide world about to rain down on somebody! I've been waiting for years for this. Turn me up, angelic band!"
At publishing time, B-2 bomber pilots had returned from their mission reporting the strangest sensation that they had heard "Courtesy Of The Red White And Blue" when they pulled the trigger.
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Thank you very much and God bless you.
That picture will live on! Awesome!
Toby and Trace Adkins joined up for the 2010 American Ride Tour. Trace had a Welcome to Hell song that speaks directly to to today’s events well worth watching on YouTube.
Clever....a great singer with a great hit/message...
THE BEE HITS A HUGE HOME RUN——
CLEARS THE BASES
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