Related story... My wife and I bought a three axle bus from a government auction. It was a 75 U.S. immigration Bus. It was still painted with the green and white Immigration paint job. On our way home to Az we stopped at the nearest Walmart in Ca to stock up on waters, snacks, and such. We never thought about it, but when we pulled in the lot we watched about a dozen people scramble and run and hide as fast as they could...
Lol... in the 70s I had a used Plymouth Fury that was an unmarked state trooper car. It still had the search light on it. When driving it on the highway everyone would slow down.
Park it at your local food stamp office.
Cockroaches. LOL You shined the light.