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To: fruser1

Just what is it about cattle anatomy the aliens can’t figure out? Traveling across the vast void of space, to chop up some cows, doesn’t seem like a worthy endeavor. Maybe next time they can toss a few in the trunk and study them at home in a more thorough fashion.


7 posted on 06/18/2025 12:27:56 PM PDT by Flag_This (They're lying.)
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To: Flag_This

Well the good news is that the aliens aren’t mutilating Earth animals for research.

The bad news is that the aliens are mutilating Earth animals for personal gratification.


11 posted on 06/18/2025 12:29:57 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: Flag_This

“Traveling across the vast void of space, to chop up some cows, doesn’t seem like a worthy endeavor.”

Yeah—that would be a waste of time and fuel.

Of course if they had local bases of operation....or even were natives....


27 posted on 06/18/2025 12:56:36 PM PDT by cgbg (It was not us. It was them--all along.)
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To: Flag_This

Not only that, but to keep coming back again and again to do the same thing...


36 posted on 06/18/2025 1:45:13 PM PDT by Republican Wildcat
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To: Flag_This

They love steak.

Now check to see if they are handing in potato and corn fields.


48 posted on 06/18/2025 3:16:06 PM PDT by Fledermaus ("It turns out all we really needed was a new President!")
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