Texas man discovers ex-fiancée married him without his knowledge after finding package at home — days after breakup

NY Post ^ | 6/18/25 | Jacki Thrapp

[Lazamataz]

I’d hit it.

[Lazamataz]

She’s beyond bad news. She’s radioactive.

All men need to avoid any association with her at all, ever.

Don't you tell me how to live!

[Gaffer]

Not the marriage license. Just a certificate that really bears no significance other than you’re not supposed to be able to get it unless you first fulfill the official requirements from the local government entity.

[T.B. Yoits]

Seems like he has grounds for a suit against the preacher and the ex.

If the certificate is real, the court clerk belongs in prison and every document issued from that court is subject to review by the parties affected.

[quilterdebbie]

I agree!

[Enterprise]

"I’d hit it."

She would be honored. Here is her love song to you:

I Only Have Eyes For Laz

[telescope115]

Were there any witnesses? They can probably be sued too. If there were any, that is…

[telescope115]

She’s really not bad looking, except for that facial expression. Like the saying goes, Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned…

Better to hide the axes and knives…

[jagusafr]

I doubt it. Void or voidable marriage.

[telescope115]

Come to think of it now- she seems dart board worthy…..

[Enterprise]

This song was made for her:

The Miracles - Shop Around

Or maybe this one was made for her:

Dead Skunk

[KittyKares]

Careful, you may find yourself married to her.

[Vaduz]

Convinced a pastor to certify a marriage wink.

[Omnivore-Dan]

Exactly.