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To: Grammy
A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful." Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that, so she stayed by his side.

A few minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said "Oh, it’s you." She said, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" The man replied, "The drugs are wearing off!"

11 posted on 06/17/2025 6:55:30 AM PDT by LouAvul (1 John 2:22: Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist.)
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To: LouAvul

“A few minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said “Oh, it’s you.” She said, “What happened to ‘beautiful’?” The man replied, “The drugs are wearing off!””


Lol....

or......

Gee, thanks a bunch.

8-)


14 posted on 06/17/2025 9:16:41 AM PDT by Grammy (Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire. She did everything he did....in high heels and backwards.)
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