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Idiot museum puts a chair where a chair should be.

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It was up on a white podium.

But there are always idiot tourists, to ruin things for the rest of us. In Italy they sit on fragile crystal coated chairs, in the Yellowstone they keep trying to pet the fluffy cows.

So we can never have an unobstructed view of anything due to the need for guard rails and plexiglass.