USS Harvey Milk To Be Renamed 'USS No Homo'

The Bee ^ | June 4, 2025 | Staff

[Navy Patriot]

Yep, the Homos didn't control absolutely everything when they they got The USN Ship Previously Known As Harvey Milk, named.

There were a few personnel with a sense of humor that guided the selection of the type of ship.

[dfwgator]

How about the USS John Wayne?

[xp38]

USS No Poofters!

[decal]

Or the USS Dan White...

[Ranxerox]

Now that’s damn funny.

+1

[Stanwood_Dave]

"USS Harvey Milk To Be Renamed 'USS No Homo',"

One of the few times I have to disagree with the Babylon Bee.

I would have gone with 'USS No Homo R-US.'

US = the word "us," not the short hand for United States.

[Yardstick]

USS Totally Indifferent to Interior Decor

USS Ron Swanson

[mcenedo]

I thought/hoped this was a one-off bad idea, but ...

The Harvey Milk is a John Lewis-class oiler, a group of ships that are to be named after prominent civil rights leaders and activists.

CBS reported Tuesday that the Navy is also considering renaming other John Lewis-class oilers including the USNS Thurgood Marshall, USNS Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and USNS Harriet Tubman. Both Marshall and Ginsburg were Supreme Court justices, and Tubman was a Black abolitionist who helped slaves escape the South via the Underground Railroad.

If the 'Rats were still in charge the next ship would be named the USS George Floyd.

[Gay State Conservative]

It’s hot enough to boil a monkey’s bum in here Your Majesty he said and she smiled quietly to herself.

[Albion Wilde]

This is so wrong. It should be “USS No Mo Homo.”

[Albion Wilde]

USS Shirtless Tom Selleck

LOL!! That gets my vote!

[Albion Wilde]

USS Totally Indifferent to Interior Decor

Post of the thread!

[jmcenanly]

I was thinking of an Isaac Asimov class, named for a man who actually served in the United States Navy, but it would probably be a class of automated drone carriers.