After watching about a million videos on X, I have come to the conclusion that the following will NOT get you out of an arrest:
Don’t touch me.
I’m not going to jail.
Call your supervisor.
I don’t have to show you my license.
These phrases appear to be very ineffective in their intended usage.
Add “Do you know who I am” to your list.
"You dooin too much"
"What ah do, what ah do"
"Ah dindu nuffins"
"You goofy"
"You buggin"
And the ever popular, "Ah can't breave."