Yeop. Got stopped when I jerked the wheel while reaching for a french fry at 130am after working a ten hour night shift at my aerospace mfg job. Just minutes earlier I purposely held my place at a stop light so the blinding headlights of the cop behind me would go tf around me. He didn’t. When the cop finally pulled me over I was good and pissed off. He said he pulled me over for one of my license plate lights being out. Fine. Ok. Whatever. “Just do what you got to do and get me out of here”, I said. The very last thing he said after running my ID was “have you had anything to drink tonight, sir?” To which I said through a mouth full of fries: “HELL NO!”. Took my ID from him and off I went. Got just a warning. Dude was just doing his job...but he got my hangry tude. Screw it.
Where’d you get French fries at 1:30 a.m.?