I'm with you. Personally, I think "smart" phones are stupid.
And just TRY to find a non-smart TV anywhere in your area. Some places may, but they're very few. Amazon does, however, so I bought one from them. I admit that I like watching the old retro shows, and that's ALL that I want a TV for.
We have our TV hooked up to a DVD player and that’s all we watch short of TRUMP’s SOTU speech and his Inauguration.