Furious Democrats Demand To Know Who Was Responsible For Covering Up Biden's Decline

The Bee ^ | May 14, 2025 | Staff

[Navy Patriot]

Democrats spend way too much time Drunk and Stupid.

[NorthMountain]

Hey ‘rats: Look in the mirror!

[fwdude]

I’m convinced that Dem leaders have advanced dementia.

[oldtech]

The Democrats should have spotted this first & said or done something. Bunch of phonies! There should be jail time awaiting some of them as well for what was done to our country.

[Candor7]

Furious Democrats Demand To Know Who Was Responsible For Covering Up Biden’s Decline>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

IT WAS DONALD TRUMP ( of course.)

[FlingWingFlyer]

I’m pretty sure it was “F” Bomb dropping, Molotov Cocktail Throwing, Tesla Dealership arsonists, Tesla keying and little old lady thrashing DemonRATS who hate America and Americans.

[Billthedrill]

Well, Joe started out a Democrat. Not much of a decline between that and drooling idiot.

[Navy Patriot]

You have a point.

[SaxxonWoods]

That stings!

[T.B. Yoits]

[T.B. Yoits]

From the article: "Who would do this?" cried Senator Chuck Schumer, hands clenched in fury. "Someone has attempted to perpetrate the largest, most brazen political cover up in American history, and I will not rest until they are discovered. These disgusting, shameless liars must explain themselves to the American public."

That's some textbook gaslighting right there.

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"Furious Democrats Demand To Know Who Was Responsible For Covering Up Biden's Decline."

♫ And farmer hauled ♪ another load away. ♫

[Maringa]

Babylon Bee folks!!!

[Pontiac]

It had me going for a minute and when I read eh Shummer quote I knew it had to be the Bee.

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

I do not see any way we can avoid a civil war. If they do not real soon admit they have lost, repent for the evil things they have said and done, we are soon going to be in an armed conflict with their most radical followers and the same on the conservative side and then almost everyone is going to be drawn into the conflict. All concisely explained in one sentence.

[mlitefan]

Gotta love the bee. Their parody works so well because it’s so close to the absurd truth. Love those guys...

[antidemoncrat]

“Furious Democrats Demand To Know Who Was Responsible For Covering Up Biden’s Decline”

Hell, all the politicos in DC, Ds or Rs, knew unless they are complete idiots ... oh wait ... that lets Schumer off the hook ... substitute “unless they are dead”

[Steely Tom]

I am shocked at what I am said to have done, as this is not the me I know.

I have instructed my staff to undertake a complete investigation of the background of this event, and will be unable to comment further in order to let the investigative process go forward unimpeded.

[SunkenCiv]

• Gestapo Gretchen Whitmer on if She Saw Signs of Biden's Decline: 'I Can't Speak to That Directly' [05/16/2025]
• Jen Psaki insists she 'never saw' diminished Biden while working as press secretary [05/03/2025]

[BatGuano]

That is one of the best “Bee,” stories!
Well Done, Babylon Bee.