Posted on 05/16/2025 4:42:27 AM PDT by V_TWIN
U.S. — Home Depot has begun rolling out self-deportation kiosks so local day laborers hanging around outside their stores can conveniently deport themselves for a nominal fee.
"We are always looking for new ways to serve our customers, and Mexican day laborers are among our most loyal," said Home Depot CEO Dave Depot. "That's why we're proud to announce a partnership with Immigration and Customs Enforcement to make deportation a breeze."
Illegal aliens say they're so excited to deport themselves that they would have considered lining up early if they weren't already loitering in Home Depot parking lots every day.
"¡Guau!" said Eduardo Esteves before he was detained by ICE agents. "¡Tan conveniente!"
"¡Gracias, el Home Depot!"
To ensure a smooth experience, the self-deportation kiosks feature a Spanish interface, and an ICE agent is always on hand to help anyone having trouble checking out.
"Okay, now press ‘No' if you don't want any bags," an ICE agent wearing a Home Depot apron helpfully explained to a customer on one occasion.
At publishing time, despite their initial success, Home Depot discontinued the use of their self-deportation kiosks after they saw a noticeable slump in sales.
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Actually a great idea
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LOL! Thanks.
They’d need to deport their employees.
I couldn’t find one that spoke English Sunday.
Same deal with my Walmart...at least half the employees are speaking some foreign language.
My Home Depot has a Taco wagon in the parking lot.
Not speaking English is one level of annoyance.
Them being pissed you don’t speak Spanish is another.
“Same deal with my Walmart...at least half the employees are speaking some foreign language.”
Same here. And Sam’s.
LOL…that’s a winner today! Thanks!
“Them being pissed you don’t speak Spanish is another”
My nextdoor neighbor moved here from Miami a year ago......she was a state employee and she said that is exactly what is happening......state employees expecting White people to speak spanish.....that is bullshit.
Indeed
Home Deport
The illegals leave their bikes chained up to the little trees around the local Home Depot while the local business owners hire them and take them to job sites. Why isn’t Homeland Security staking out these locations? Arrest the business owners too! Low hanging fruit!
I QUIT GOING TO HOME DEPOT OVER 20 YEARS AGO OVER THE ILLEGALS IN THE PARKING LOT.
SINGLE/FEMALE/
DO NOT NEED THEM SWARMING ME IN THE PARKING LOT.
Maybe you shouldn’t yell all the time and they won’t swarm you.
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