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To: Red Badger
I suspect the real problem isn't in the ad agency but in the people at Jag-Yoo-Ar who hired them. As certain other Woke enterprises have learned (coughcoughDisneycoughcough) first you have to have a decent product, then you have to worry about market demographics. And what they actually are offering is an automobile designed for a new market demographic indeed: people who hate automobiles and will never buy one. Dear Lord, the thing looks like a combination of Soviet brutalism and a Lego mockery made by middle schoolers. In pink. I give you:

So yeah, the ads were ridiculous art-school creep shows, but maybe they did fit the product. All too well.

4 posted on 05/09/2025 10:19:07 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill

There doesn’t look like there’s room around the wheel in the fender-wells for the suspension to accommodate a speed bump or chuck hole.

I’ve seen that a lot lately. I just don’t get it.


8 posted on 05/09/2025 11:18:52 PM PDT by Carry_Okie (The tree of liberty needs a rope.)
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To: Billthedrill

It looks like the Batmobile from Batman:the Animated Series. Just needs to come in black.


9 posted on 05/10/2025 12:02:23 AM PDT by Mr. Blond
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They’re gonna butch it up with the White Guys for Harris” ad agency. “You’re man enough to vote for Kamala, you’re man enough for a Jag.”


11 posted on 05/10/2025 12:34:35 AM PDT by rxh4n1
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To: Billthedrill

Ugly people - ugly cars...


13 posted on 05/10/2025 12:44:57 AM PDT by GOPJ (Judicial robes aren't invisibility cloaks that allows judges to engage in criminal acts. J Turley)
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To: Billthedrill

The ads were ridiculous, but fit the product offered...... an auto designed
for a market demographic: people who hate autos and will never buy one.


lol.......


27 posted on 05/10/2025 5:03:22 AM PDT by Liz (This then is how we should pray...."Our Father, who art in heaven......" )
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To: Billthedrill

Next up for Jaguar: a bunch of gyrating yiffing furries. Surely that market segment will fall all over themselves to purchase one of these monstrosities.


36 posted on 05/10/2025 6:06:48 AM PDT by Noumenon (You can evade reality, but you cannot evade the consequences of evading reality. KTF)
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