“””And also, they always are just heading home, literally live right down the street and around the next corner, and never took a drink when they blow a 0.2 or more on the breathalyzer, and *What did I do? I didn’t do anything wrong !!!!. (cry/sob)* after being told more times than they deserve.”””
And they also tell the Judge that they have a job interview tomorrow, their grandmother died 2 months ago, they have signed up for in-patient drug treatment, or their current girlfriend is pregnant with his 8th chld.
Yup!
My favorite was the Sov who made a fake video of him in court, outwitting the judge and walking free.
The court was in a strip mall.