[PAR35]

Obviously, the merde hit the oscillator, and voila!

Merda in Catalan and Portuguese. Mierda in Spanish. One traveling internationally needs to know how to communicate with the locals.

[FlyingEagle]

Lo siento por los palabras en Francaise.

I should have said,

Que tipo de mierda es esto? Yo no soy marinero, soy capitán.

or

Cuando se arme la gorda, empiece a salpicar mierda.