In fairness, some of Pollock’s stuff would make pretty nice floor tile, especially in mud rooms and other heavily trafficked areas where it would disguise a lot of dirt and all around wear.
(Mona Lisa) Pretty young lady. Maybe she should smile more.
(Jackson Pollock painting) OK, who left his dropcloth here? Well, I'm tossing it.
(Marcel Duchamp's Fountain ) Which, $_&#@* idiot plumber can't read a blueprint and hanged the urinal in the gallery? The restroom is on the other side of the wall. And he even mounted it wrong.