Same here. Every time I try to type muzzies for muslims, it changes it to muzzles.
This young priest. His first assignment was in a bad neighborhood. On his way to the church one evening a young girl asked: “A quickie for five bucks?” His response was “I beg your pardon?” “A quickie for five bucks? she repeated. He shook his head and continued. When he got to the church another woman asked: “A quickie for five bucks?” Frustrated he went inside and asked the head nun: “What’s a quickie?” Her response: “Five bucks’.