The number 1 reason people get tattoos removed? It’s the wrong name! But that’s usually because of a breakup.
Naming children is nobody but the parents business. Period.
I once knew a guy who had a tattoo on his wrist of a woman's name, and it wasn't the name of his wife. I guess she had come to terms with it, because they had been married for quite a few years.
The funniest stuff centers on the Chinese tatoos. They almost never say what the recipient was told they mean. My wife, who is Chinese, burst out laughing in a restaurant one day, but wouldn’t tell me why. Once we left the place, she leaned in an said, “Our waitress’s tatto said ‘I’m a diseased whore’”. I kid you not.