MLB Draft Pick Nick Kurtz has Fans Concerned for Announcers [Ultra Racist Baseball]

AWFUL ANNOUNCING ^ | 07/14/2024 | Robert O'Neill

[Myrddin]

When I worked on the San Diego waterfront, we often had boat names that stretched the limits. A few included "Bender Rover", "IWannaLayYa" and "Circumflatus".

[Myrddin]

And warming up alongside him is Jack Mehoff.

When I worked at Farrell's Ice Cream Parlour, the favorite thing to send a new employee to lookup was an entry in the phone book. Jack Meoff.

At the phone company, we had a real person named "Elmer C. Fuddpucker".

[JZelle]

Wait until they hear about Noah Knigga

[nickcarraway]

He is mentioned in the article.

[nickcarraway]

He is mentioned in the article.

[Vision]

I hope in my lifetime people will go back to being sane and having lives.

[hellinahandcart]

His name, from now on, is NICHOLAS.

NICHOLAS KURTZ.

Rehearse it until you can’t get it wrong no matter what.

[fidelis]

When I was at Andersen AFB on Guam back in the late 70’s, the NCO club had a manager named Joe Blow. We used to think of excuses to get him paged over the loudspeaker and the whole club cracked up every time. Ah, youth.

[decal]

Back in my lost-luggage delivery days I delivered one to a guy last name of Facchenei - pronounced “Fockin A”.

[dfwgator]

N___a Please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uENO8yC4EsA

[dixie1202]

I know of a Realtor by the name of Richard Head.

[HandyDandy]

Nick asked his brother Dick, “Got any gum on ya Dick?”

[tophat9000]

Nick Kurt Dale.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

And Heywood Jablome.

[hflynn]

Always a laugh in high school when someone filled out a Delaney Card during the 1st session of a class with the name Dick Hurts. The clueless teacher would then call out the name on each Delaney Card and the student was expected to reply Present!

Mr. Hurts sure filled out a lot of Delaney Cards but he managed to disappear before his name was called.