Farewell to Life on Earth–International Researchers Estimate Complete Extinction Timeline Linked to Sun’s Increasing Thermal Energy

LaGrada ^ | 13/4/25 | C Sanz

[Eleutheria5]

So now there's solar warming. If we can't get to Mars, a billion years from now, we're all screwed. Mean time, tanning booths will go out of business, Epicurians will win the argument with Stoics and there'll be Bacchanalian orgies all around, and Copper Tan stock will go through the roof. Hurry up, Elon;D

[MtnClimber]

I will sell my house by then and move to Alaska. I have a plan.

[rktman]

5.37 years left?

[granite]

Mars and all the other planets in our solar system have the same sun. How will going to any of them help?

[packagingguy]

I’ve looked at this. Mars will be as hot as Mercury.

You need to go further out.

Maybe Ganymede would be habitable.

[Eleutheria5]

Rod Serling saw this coming. Got to move the earth further from the sun, so as to make the temperature cooler.

[Billthedrill]

I’m gonna fill my bathtub with ice cubes and beer.

[Eleutheria5]

Put up your air conditioning real high. Solved.

[rlmorel]

No kidding. These people pushing it, and people brainwashed to it, are idiots.

[Eleutheria5]

I’d say move to Series, but I hear that apes are the dominant species there, and that Doctor Zaius is a piece of work.

[MtnClimber]

We will get rid of CO2 by then and everything will be fine.

[BigFreakinToad]

Well damn, I’ll just miss it

[Antihero101607]

Will eating crickets, giving up what left of my liberty, or living in a pod do anything to help slow this at all? What if I change my Facebook profile to a picture of the Earth?

[FKASomeoneElse]

I’ll be 1,000,000,062 by then. I guess there’s no sense in mowin’ my lawn anymore. Maybe i should just get busy on my bucket list.

[Ken Regis]

Well, Bye.

[No name given]

That’s right. Only God has the right to decide when He will make the new earth and new heaven.

[caver]

When that comes we all need to party like it’s 1999 or 1,999,999,999.

[Eleutheria5]

Carpe diem. Lots more flame wars. Tie up the Mods and let’s frickin’ go, baby!

[Gay State Conservative]

WOMEN AND MINORITIES HIT HARDEST

[Eleutheria5]

That’s the least you can do. I’ll tell my son Jor-El to launch his infant son into the heavens on a tiny rocket ship while there’s still time. Those foolish freepers laughed at him, but now here we are!