Mrs. Krabapple on The Simpsons was also victimized by en ex.
Posted on 04/13/2025 7:36:15 PM PDT by simpson96
Kids, don't try this at home!
More Tesla vandalism!!
Sugar is caught by the fuel filter. If you want to ruin a gasoline engine I’ve been told you add diesel
Officer: You don’t say stuff like that.
WTF? The perp should have been on the ground that instant in a chokehold while getting cuffed. The officer actually said "You don't say stuff like that" like a mom telling her 10 year old to not say bad things?
When much younger I always thought that pouring a little bit of sugar in a gas tank would do the job. Not so. I knew a person who at the time was a lieutenant in the Mafia. His girlfriend said something he did not like. He had one of his cohorts pour sugar in her gas tank, up to the spout and that sugar was as dry as a bone. It must have taken a 25 pound bag of sugar to do that. Yes, I knew the woman. ;-)
“You would expect maybe a kid or a young young adult would do something like this. Not thinking things through fully. But this was a 64-year-old man who should definitely know better,” says Vogel.
It’s called, being too old to give a f___, anymore.
Try golf balls in the gas tank😋When the car gets to about 60 it stalls as the fuel pump gets clogged.
Try ping pong balls in the gas tank😋When the car gets to about 60 it stalls as the fuel pump gets clogged. No m
Mrs. Krabapple on The Simpsons was also victimized by en ex.
What ever happened to the good old banana up the tailpipe?
[snip] "He wrote a lot of words, many of them misspelled on the house itself, plus took time to to spray paint the windows. If you watch the surveillance video, he even notices the cameras that are there and spray paints the cameras," says Capt. Gerry Vogel of the Westlake Police Department... According to Westlake Police, the victim and the suspect were involved in a traffic crash in August 2023. [/snip]
Seems like he may have anger problems. :^)
Potato, gotta be a potato. And not mashed. Or tots. Learned that the hard way. Gravy is a nice touch though. Or sour cream and diced chives. Smells nice too.
That's mayor Pete's trick.
Democrat!
https://voterrecords.com/voters/oh/michael+dietz/1
Michael E Dietz
Age: 64
Residential Address: Westlake Oh 44145
Party Affiliation: Democratic Party
Registered to Vote In: Cuyahoga County, OH
Voter Status: Active
As expected
Look man, we ain’t falling for no banana in the tailpipe.
yeah, sugar doesn’t dissolve well in gasoline ...
Rice works too.
“If you want to ruin a gasoline engine I’ve been told you add diesel”
that’ll definitely do it ... when i worked construction summers and holidays while i attended college, our outfit maintained a 300 gallon tank of road-tax-free diesel on stilts to fill the construction equipment ... one night, some yahoos broke the tank lock, and thinking they had hit the gasoline jackpot during the carter gasoline crisis, they pumped their car full of diesel ... the car was found abandoned a couple of blocks away ... we laughed our asses off for a few days after that ... i STILL laugh about it!
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