[BlueLancer]

An old joke in Poland: "The Germans and Russians invade at the same time. Who do you start killing first? The Germans, because it's always business before pleasure."

[MotorCityBuck]

That joke makes no sense as the Germans “Smoked” the Poles in 10 days with just mopping up operations through the rest of September.
The Russians only had to walk across the border on the 17th grab their half of bargain.😂