Every time I go to high school sports events I carry guns or knives. And as a matter of routine, I always kill any unarmed person who touches me.
I still can’t take my two inch pen knife anywhere. I always did until that thing we used to call 9/11. Sure is a pain in the keister. They really come in handy. Can’t carry one anymore all because of the Muzzie terrorists. The country is full of them these days so I can understand why TSA should be suspicious of me, a lowly American and grab my knife.