Toys, games, and pets. I’m almost the only millennial left who doesn’t have toys, games, and pets.
What’s so wrong with real life?
Everyone’s a cat collector, or betting online, or obsessed with some toy collection or saving for their next tattoo. They can hardly cross a street without checking their messages. Nearly clipped another one today.
City needs bigger pot holes so these imbeciles will have to look where they’re going.
An unserious generation, with another coming up right behind them.
Pets are real life.
Interspecies relationships are precious.
(And they are good practice for rug rats.)