3 minutes is the goal today

HXR EUO! HXRW'UR BESR HXR QJIEJ, HXRW GJY HJSR JYWHXEYA HXRW ZJYH! - MRUUW OREYIRBCSolution to previous Puzzle: (select the yellow text with your cursor to read):
THE IRS! THEY'RE LIKE THE MAFIA, THEY CAN TAKE ANYTHING THEY WANT! - JERRY SEINFELD
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