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To: Red Badger
Can You Really Escape an Alligator if You Run in a Zigzag?

Just run, Forrest, run!

But I have a question...

If we don't taste good and are too much work, why are alligator bites on the rise...?

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4 posted on 04/04/2025 4:55:18 AM PDT by mewzilla (Swing away, Mr. President, swing away!)
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To: mewzilla

It is because we DO taste good and we aren’t too much work! Of course, gators don’t know how to only go after the humans with walkers...but maybe they are tough and stringy and don’t taste as good as the rest of us!


10 posted on 04/04/2025 5:11:56 AM PDT by rlmorel ("A people that elect corrupt politicians are not victims...but accomplices." George Orwell)
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To: mewzilla

Several years ago in our SC neighborhood, an older woman was working in her yard, on a lagoon. An alligator came out of the water, snatched her, dragged her into the water, pulling her under. Golfers on the other side of the lagoon saw it happening, tried to get to her, screaming for help, but had to go all the way around the water. She was dead when rescuers found her.


12 posted on 04/04/2025 5:12:52 AM PDT by Toespi
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