Posted on 03/29/2025 10:11:13 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
SEATTLE, WA — In a beautiful, heartwarming call for universal peace, liberals took several stolen, burning Teslas and arranged them to spell out "Coexist."
The fires burned for hours, sending massive plumes of smoke into the air, a signal to the world of the progressive desire for people of all backgrounds to live in harmony with each other.
"These torched cars show how serious we are about tolerance," explained local liberal Geoffrey Wendt. "Every firebomb we throw is a call for us to love and accept our neighbors, regardless of their beliefs or background. Can you smell that burning gasoline? That's the sweet smell of peaceful coexistence with all mankind."
Conservatives across the country instantly saw the error of their ways after witnessing the beautiful message spelled out in flames. "Wow. Maybe we really can live together in unity," said local man Bill Patton, as he watched his Tesla being burned. "It seemed like we were so divided as a nation. But, as I was dragged from car and beaten with a pipe, I finally began to realize that peace is possible."
At publishing time, liberals had sent another poignant message by spelling out "Justice" with the bodies of assassinated CEOs.
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LOL. The Bee is great.
It would align more with the Democrat/”liberal”/”progressive” agenda if it were spelled in burning bodies.
Passed by big Pro-Elon demonstrations at two NJ Tesla showrooms today!!!
Man, these guys are good. They get me every time.
Too funny!
Which shows the true colors of the democommies.
Good satire, just barely ahead of real life.
We should have sent young people in saffron robes passing out flowers and world peace pamphlets while chanting Hare Krishna.
A woman with gray hair on Fox News today who was in the crowd of protesters said she wasn’t going to be part of any firebombing. “We are antiwar. Why would we resort to violence?”
So she apparently still has touching faith that the troops will be coming home from Vietnam before Christmas.
No one should forget that the Democrat Party is the party of slavery, infanticide, the ku klux klan, the Trail of Tears, political corruption, election fraud, and every other evil ever devised by man or the devil.
The essence of great satire.
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