“They Died with Their Boots On”
“Captain Blood”
“Adventures of Robin Hood”
“She Wore A Yellow Ribbon”
“Fort Apache”
“Tombstone”
My friends and I used to sit around and try to imagine what classic films might be titled in a sequel today. Of course we were drinking at the time...
“They Died with Their Boots On”
Modern Sequel: “When they died their feet were adorned in pleasing pastel footwear”
“How Green Was My Valley”
Modern Sequel: “My valley met all international greenhouse gas standards”
“The Good, The Bad and The Ugly”
Modern Sequel: “The Good, The Bad and The Aesthetically Challenged”
“Have gun, Will Travel”
Modern Sequel: “Have Pepper Spray, Will Uber”