[RoosterRedux]

"But occasional side-affects may include suicidal ideation, impotence, cancer, obesity, lung collapse, homicidal tendencies, fascination with the demonic, dementia, drug addiction, and an obsession with old graveyards."

Other than that, this is a real breakthrough.

[wildcard_redneck]

You forgot the side effect of necrotic taint.

“Necrotic taint” or Fournier’s gangrene, a rare but serious infection of the perineum (genital area) that can be a side effect of certain diabetes medications, particularly SGLT2 inhibitors, and is characterized by tissue death and rapid progression.