What Pocahontas may have looked like when not doing cartwheels. The resemblance to Sen Warren is striking but I'd bet she looked a lot more like Dylan when whe was young and lively, impressing the young boys of Jamestown.
Posted on 03/24/2025 3:07:16 PM PDT by dynachrome
The pic on that page is funny. The Bee never disappoints.
Awwww shucks, I really wanted to see Dylan doing naked cartwheels while painting with all the colors of the wind!
Darn! I am getting sick of getting stung by The Bee!
The way they write, I am half-way or more through the story without realizing it’s The Bee.
They still have the edge over reality.
Comedy gold
Comedy gold
What Pocahontas may have looked like when not doing cartwheels. The resemblance to Sen Warren is striking but I'd bet she looked a lot more like Dylan when whe was young and lively, impressing the young boys of Jamestown.
Didn’t Disney first offer the lead to Elizabeth Warren????
They didn’t cast Warren?
“The would-be Pocahontas star was shocked and disappointed by the news. “I’m absolutely heartbroken,” Mulvaney said. “I was really looking forward to slipping into Pocahontas’s sassy moccasins and showing those colonists a thing or two about the New World.”
That could be a real good movie. The good fairy grants his wish to become a woman by castrating him during the intro 5 minutes into the movie and then everybody could just go home happy.
40% of trannies try suicide and nearly the same number succeed.
“slightly miscalculated”
They have to be kidding.
BB strikes again!
They could clean up at the box office if they starred Elizabeth Warren.
Ditney is running advertisments on tv for vacationing at their park discounted.
Indicative tellingly, self inflicted boycott buttered up.
The last line is a stinger:
“At publishing time, Disney had also reconsidered its upcoming live-action reboot of Mickey Mouse starring Zendaya.”
Wait! Did they combine Pocahontas with Guardians of the Galexy?
I look more Native American than Warren does. My father was adopted, but what I know of family genealogy, it’s a possibility, and probably more than 1/1024 of my DNA. It’s hard to get those records, but there are a few surnames that raise a few eyebrows. Still, nothing I can hang my hat on. Closer to being my great-grandmother on Dad’s side, but who knows. It just stories. Every family has them.
Nobody but nobody would go watch that POS read lines from a script. Maybe her compadres on the Democratic side of the Senate?
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