[T.B. Yoits]

Gyms would close due to declining membership if filthmongers stunk up the place and put their stank on the equipment.

That is if the health department didn't close them down first.

According to "science"? - these people are disgusting.

[RitchieAprile]

wash that stank immediately. How can this even be up for debate?

[Williams]

After wasting our time with that environmental garbage, the article settles into many pages of what should be common sense.