[Leaning Right]

I feel the pain of this passenger! I self-identify as Charlemagne - King of the Franks, King of the Lombards, and Emperor of the Carolingian Empire.

Yet the Greyhound bus line refuses to assign me royal seating. Therefore, my lawyer (shown below) has just sued them for…

[17th Miss Regt]

Yet the Greyhound bus line refuses to assign me royal seating.

You should have ridden Continental Bus Lines! Oops, they went bankrupt...