Your new retort is clever enough, that you've used it twice just now.
Given the various discussions going on in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, involve Russian and American delegations, maybe lots of us are pals with Muslims and atheists -- like some of those jolly atheists atop the European Union. By the way, you do know that Altiero Spinelli was among the founders of the EU, don't you? Remember Greece's Alexis Tsipras? Remember that fine atheist, Francois Hollande? You do know that Olaf Scholz is an atheist, don't you? And Spain's Pedro Sánchez. You probably don't know that your Keir Starmer is an atheist. Ah well. The list is longer than your assertion, to be sure.
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It is indeed "funny," as you say.